Mammal

Mammal memes

Kitten

the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands

A cute kitten lying on its back with closed eyes and paws in the air, resting in someone's lap.

Jokes

Jonah

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

Cat

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

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