Mammal jokes
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Rat
OTHER CAT
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Elephant
Koalas are awesome!
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.