Mammal jokes
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
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What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Rat
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Elephant
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Koalas are awesome!