What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Elephant
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Koalas are awesome!
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
