Mammal jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What animal lies? A lion.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Seal Vs Sea Lion
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Rat
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Elephant
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Koalas are awesome!
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.