Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Koala Qualifications
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained genius. You thought this was some high-brow stuff? It's a play on words! "Koalafications" sounds like "qualifications," and koalas aren't actually bears so, they don't have the bear "qualifications". It's a pun, you uncultured swine! Go back to playing with rocks.
MR PLUTO
nice joke but they are real bears
TRACK QUEEN
good job saying it nicely
Abigaiolllll boiiii
Why did the koala bear cross the road..?
It coudnt it's in A tree
Liara
Bad joke
Max
Hey, Mr. Pluto, they are not real bears, idiot.
Max
Also, nice joke Abigaiolllll boiiii.
Max
Your joke’s good, to, Anonymous. It’s awesome.