Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Mammal Jokes
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
A baby seal walks into a club...
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What animal lies? A lion.
