What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What animal lies? A lion.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Rat
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
