Mammal jokes
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
A baby seal walks into a club...
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
squint your eyes
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!