Mammal jokes
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Elephant
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Aren't I beary good?
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.