Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How do you get a koala to die ? Kill it
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Rat
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
