Location jokes
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush? Up Shepherd's leg.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.