Location jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

Bird on the beach: seagull.

Bird by the bay: bagel.

Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.

I found this at school.

"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?

Orph-Donald's.

The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"

Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.

Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.

Afghanistan.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

Hi! I’m going back home.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?