Location jokes

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

What is the address?

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Bird on the beach: seagull.

Bird by the bay: bagel.

Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?

Orph-Donald's.

The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"

Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.

Afghanistan.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.

Hi! I’m going back home.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.