Location jokes
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
"Prince, where are you?"
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Afghanistan.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Hi! I’m going back home.
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.