Location jokes

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

Sonic Boom in my ass.

What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.

In Ohio, people walk with their hands.

Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.

Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!

"Prince, where are you?"

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

I know where you live! I saw you before!

I found this at school.

"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"

You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.