Location jokes
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
What is the address?
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.