Location jokes
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
I am on the German website.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?