Location jokes
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Memes
I know where you live! I saw you before!
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
"Prince, where are you?"
What is the address?
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."