Location jokes
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!