Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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Hey, listen up, smarty pants! So, like, whales are super big, right? And a "whaleway station" sounds like a "weigh station." Get it? Weigh as in measure the weight, you genius! So the whale goes on the scale and the weight guy is like "Oh my god, you need to lose some blubber."