Ghostiano Penaldo Missing

MISSING!!

MISSING!!

Name: Ghostiano Penaldo

Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium

Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

Last found - Practicing tap ins.

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.

Might be dangerous towards good players.

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Explain Bear

Okay, so this dude is making fun of Penaldo, which is what some people call Cristiano Ronaldo. He's saying Penaldo goes missing in big games and always wants a penalty. It's a roast, see, 'cause everyone knows you only watch TikToks all day and don't know squat about soccer.

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