Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
The Moving Home
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the double meaning of "home." You think you're being asked why you can't go to your house, but BAM! The real reason is your house upped and moved. You probably can't find your own butt with both hands, can you?
Comments (2)
rhys
fuck you
Rhys
hi have a nice day