Location jokes
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Who am I sitting next to?
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
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