Ice Dicks in Antarctica

Alright listen up, genius. So, there's ice that looks like dicks in Antarctica, right? And these ladies wanna get on 'em. But here's the kicker: the dude telling the "joke" is super creepy and has been waiting for this moment. You know, like he's got some weird plan for when they hop on these ice schlongs. It's funny because it's unsettling and makes you wanna bleach your eyeballs. I bet you're one of those guys who laughs at his own farts.