On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
If an orphan was to get a takeaway what’s the home address
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
roses are red, unlike the rest, i'm the one who has your IP address.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
Your hair is so far back you left it at your last address
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
What does a house wear? Address.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what i name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place
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Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
What kind of dress does a roblox floppa house have? "ADDRESS! "
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
What is your address?
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them. for I have everyone's ip address.
