Location jokes

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

A man walks into a bar.

I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!

"I was lost in the woods yesterday."

"I was in some sticky situation..."

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄