Location jokes
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
A man walks into a bar.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Memes
I don't have any words for this one.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.