Location jokes
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Hi! I’m going back home.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!