Colorado jokes

Where is Colorado?

Why did the Red Sox lose?

They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."

Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!

What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!

What is the state of Texas for? Guns!

What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)

What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!

What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?

What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!

What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.