Colorado jokes
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Where is Colorado?
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
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W ETHAN DAD aka @ilovemygirlfreind https://www.fox21news.com/news/crime/suspect-illegally-possessing-firearms-arrested-in-colorado-springs/