Colorado jokes

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

Why did the Red Sox lose?

They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."

Where is Colorado?

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.