I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Name: Jack call sign "triple" School: Nova corps gun academy location: Wyoming mountains
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Yo gabriella any idea where our other friends are?
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex but one second later she did on the street with a criminal
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
