New Location Jokes

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.