Geography

Geography jokes

Bomb

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

War

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

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  • Flag

    What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

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  • Fat Man

    Why are people in Japan always skinny?

    Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

    Memes

    Explosion

    I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

    In an explosion.

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  • Nuke

    Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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  • Ocean

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

    Africa

    How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

    Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

    Ocean

    Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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  • Nazi

    Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

    Whale

    I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

    Bar Code

    Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

    A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

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  • Fly

    If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.