Geography jokes
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Memes
the world is a cat playing with Australia
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
what is the fastest country? iran.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.