Geography jokes
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Spell "I hod."
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.