Geography jokes
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?