Geography jokes
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Spell "I hod."
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.