Geography

Geography Jokes

Bomb

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

War

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

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  • Flag

    What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

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  • Fat Man

    Why are people in Japan always skinny?

    Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

    Memes

    Explosion

    I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

    In an explosion.

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  • Nuke

    Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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  • Ocean

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

    Ocean

    Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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  • Africa

    How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

    Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

    Nazi

    Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

    Whale

    I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

    Bar Code

    Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

    A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

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  • Fly

    If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.