"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
what is the fastest country?iran
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
America.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
