Navigation jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
During the Wintery Wackiness Wars!
A Soviet Sergeant, stationed stilly near a sloped summit with his silly soldiers!
Then a shout sails from the tippy-top: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a hundred heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant's kerfuffle commences, commanding a caravan of one hundred comrades to conquer the crest!
Nifty navigation notes nil, the nasty news nabs many! After an Hour, hush descends. The high voice hollers, "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a thousand heroic Honchos!"
Kommander fumes, forcing a further flurry, flinging one thousand fine fellows skyward!
Nearly two hours now and the noisy nuisance ceases, then the shouting starts: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures ten thousand heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant kaput! Ten thousand troopers take the trek, taking tanks, trundling skyward, to take the terrain!
Four fearsome, fretful hours then a soldier in tatters comes tumbling, talking: "Stop sending up soldiers, sir! There's two Finns fighting fiercely!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."
The commander starts answering:
"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"
"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"
"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"
After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:
"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.