My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.
Why did a orphan go on google maps? To try and find there parents.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.
You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
