Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
Alright listen up, genius. So, the cop is trying to figure out where this guy lives, right? But the dude is just messin' with him, going in circles about living with his parents and next to his neighbor. Like, duh, neighbors live next to each other. The cop gets fed up and arrests him for wasting his time. You probably ask the same dumb questions, I bet. You are probably the kind of guy that asks why the sky is blue or how many breads have you eaten in your life, aren't you?
