Location jokes

I know where you live! I saw you before!

You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.

I found this at school.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

Kiwi loves men.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.

I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.