Location jokes
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
You are in the airway, how funny!
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Where is Australia?
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.