Location

Location Jokes

Basement

What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.

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  • Roof

    Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

    Incest

    What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

    Santa

    Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

    Fall

    Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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  • Michael Jackson

    During a phone call:

    "Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

    "Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

    Sex

    The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

    Preference

    Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

    Liam: I like you both.

    Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

    Liam: I will go to paris.

    Mother: That's means you like dad more.

    Liam: No, its because i like paris.

    Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

    Liam: I will go to America.

    Mother: Why?

    Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

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  • GPS

    Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

    Woman two: "Did that work?"

    Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."

    Teacher

    One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."

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  • Family Reunion

    So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

    (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

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  • Yo mama

    Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

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  • Name

    Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

    Dad: Because she was made there.

    Son: Thanks, Dad.

    Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

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  • House

    Police: Where do you live?

    Me: With my parents.

    Police: Where do your parents live?

    Me: With me.

    Police: Where do you all live?

    Me: Together.

    Police: Where is your house?

    Me: Next to my neighbor.

    Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

    Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

    Police: Tell me.

    Me: Next to my house.

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