Location jokes
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
I thought Gastown was in Vancouver, not in Wilkie, Saskatchewan.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Why the "hell" is this here?
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Ohio.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
"Prince, where are you?"
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!