Map jokes
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.