The 40+ Best Map Jokes

My family is like a treasure...

You need a map and shovel to find them.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map

What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going into circles

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.

Why did a orphan go on google maps? To try and find there parents.

You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.

say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!

A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.

Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly

i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.

You are my compass, without you, I’m lost.

What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!