The 40+ Best Map Jokes

My family is like a treasure...

You need a map and shovel to find them.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map

What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going into circles

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.

Why did a orphan go on google maps? To try and find there parents.

A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.

Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly

say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!

You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.

You are my compass, without you, I’m lost.

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone

i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is

What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!