Map jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.