My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
Why did a orphan go on google maps? To try and find there parents.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
