Map

Map Jokes

Circle

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

Shovel

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

Rope

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

Memes

Ukraine

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

Girl

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Treasure

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

Barber

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Discovery

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

Orphan

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Puzzle

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

Penaldo

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!