Location jokes
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
I am on the German website.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.