Location jokes
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
I am on the German website.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
China. There. :)
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!