Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Kiwi loves men.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Why the "hell" is this here?
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
