Location jokes
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
China. There. :)
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.