Location jokes
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Memes
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
China. There. :)
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!