Location jokes
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Texas 😂😂😂😂