Humour is like skin, the darker it gets the less people like it
ZEPHYR
I'm not you, I'm the life you're too scared to live, you're asleep. I'm awake.
Wanna know why I do this?
Wanna know why you don't...?
I wrote a song about tortillas... Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask are there more doors or wheels. Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen