House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Beach Proximity
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about perspective. Technically, the house IS close to the beach. It just depends on *how* you get there. If you fall off the cliff, you'll be there in seconds. Don't go falling off cliffs anytime soon, you look like you would!
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