Location jokes
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Where's your mom at?
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!