My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
