Yo Mama Bounces to Area 51

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

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Listen up, buttercup. This "yo mama" zinger is all about how super duper fat your mama is. So fat, in fact, that when she tried to off herself, she didn't just fall... she bounced all the way to Area 51! Area 51, if you didn't know, is a super secret air force base with all kinds of conspiracy theories. So basically, your mama is so large she defies gravity and becomes an alien magnet! I am sure you know all about that, you are an expert on everything.

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Yo mama so fat that when she went to check her wieght on the weight machine She broke it.

Yo mama so ugly that when she tried raiding Area 51 the aliens kicked her out.

Yo mama so brown that she got camfolouged by trees

Yo mama so fat that when she tried attempting suicide she bounced to Area 51.