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When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

What Is China’s favorite restaurant

The Pet Store

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Everything is made in China, except babies… they are made in Vachina.

Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China .

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.

IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said “WOAH THAT’S LIT!”

Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China N

I went to China and said I have a big cock so they thought I said they look like a cock then I realised I said it in English

Landing on it’s feet won’t help a cat in China…

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China’s overcrowded, and therefore they’re starving. They have to eat…

Panda: “My god. They’re coming! Run! They’re hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!”

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: “Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!”

China is a place, I once went to Buckingham palace

What’s the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don’t know… I’m from China.

I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.

Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China