Baseball

Anonymous

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat

Trump

Anonymous

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

Trump

Anonymous

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

People

gay for Jules

some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws

Puns

Punzar

Everything is made in China, except babies… they are made in Vachina.

Chinese

TheDeadChemist

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

Name

Autumn

China wants their name on everything but the mf virus

People

aye

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Last

A Random Person

Covid-19 won’t last long… it’s made in China

Chinese

Dez

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

Ping

a bottle of dishsoap

what do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai ping

Cat

Anonymous

Landing on it’s feet won’t help a cat in China…

Lost

Anonymous

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

Chinese

Anonymous

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.

Chinese

Anonymous

Why doesn’t China have a cricket team?

They always eat the bat

Cat

joker99

Why aren’t there any stray cats in china town?

There are but they’re they’re just listed as “pork” on the menus

Puns

Anonymous

IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said “WOAH THAT’S LIT!”

Name

Brandon Rogers

What’s a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.

Place

Anonymous

China is a place, I once went to Buckingham palace

Forehead

Anonymous

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.

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