what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Why aren't there any stray cats in china town?
There are but they're they're just listed as "pork" on the menus
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
Landing on it's feet won't help a cat in China...
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
