China jokes
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.