China jokes
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Zionism and jihad are brothers
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.