When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
Why aren't there any stray cats in china town?
There are but they're they're just listed as "pork" on the menus
Landing on it's feet won't help a cat in China...
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What do you call a dog turd in China? Waste of food
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws