China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
