China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws

Covid-19 won’t last long… it’s made in China

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Everything is made in China, except babies… they are made in Vachina.

What Is China’s favorite restaurant

The Pet Store

Why aren’t there any stray cats in china town?

There are but they’re they’re just listed as “pork” on the menus

Landing on it’s feet won’t help a cat in China…

China wants their name on everything but the mf virus

IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said “WOAH THAT’S LIT!”

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.

China is a place, I once went to Buckingham palace

I went to China and said I have a big cock so they thought I said they look like a cock then I realised I said it in English

The streets go blank in the dead of the day not a car to be seen A kingdom of corona-cation and it looks like moms the queen The wind is howling with this virus in the air Couldn’t keep it in china everyone knows it’s everywhere Don’t let friends in don’t be afraid Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal don’t feel your insanity That the virus caused!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Turn away and slam your doors! I don’t care what the government says! Let me go to my friends house Sickness doesn’t get to me anyway. It’s funny how some distance makes everyone insane And the fears that once controlled me are here and present oh well! It’s time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through! No right no wrong but stay inside! WERE NOT FREEEE!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I’ll stay!! Cause I have nothing better to do The virus flurries through the air into my house! The storm is spiraling fear and fractals all around!! And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!! What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past??? DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! And you’ll rise at the break of noon! DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! That’s morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT CAUSE THATS WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.

What’s a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.

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