When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said “WOAH THAT’S LIT!”
I went to China and said I have a big cock so they thought I said they look like a cock then I realised I said it in English
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China’s overcrowded, and therefore they’re starving. They have to eat…
Panda: “My god. They’re coming! Run! They’re hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!”
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: “Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!”