China jokes
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
This was made in china
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.