China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
Everything is made in China, except babies… they are made in Vachina.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
China wants their name on everything but the mf virus
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Covid-19 won’t last long… it’s made in China
Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out
what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Landing on it’s feet won’t help a cat in China…
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.
Why doesn’t China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Why aren’t there any stray cats in china town?
There are but they’re they’re just listed as “pork” on the menus
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said “WOAH THAT’S LIT!”
What’s a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
China is a place, I once went to Buckingham palace
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.