Location jokes
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.