I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
