Location jokes
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
All germs are from GERMany.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
I found this at school.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.