One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Location Jokes
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
