Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

IF a person walks off a hundred foot cliff and half way down screams why did I do that. Then a second person walks off the same one hundred foot cliff and screams the same verse “why did I do that,” then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line" why did I do that" and the next person the same thing. What do you call that? (Stupid People)

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say ‘Thank God’ and to stop the horse, to say ’ Hallelujah’. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".

What’s meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL

                                        THE END

A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,

Baa- Dum- Tsss

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. “I will help you escape,” says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says “Hawk.” She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says “Falcon.” She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And…she trips and says “Crap.”

                                                          The End

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

When this guy fell of a cliff he got a A+ for eggcellense

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