Cliff jokes
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.