A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say ‘Thank God’ and to stop the horse, to say ’ Hallelujah’. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. “I will help you escape,” says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says “Hawk.” She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says “Falcon.” She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And…she trips and says “Crap.”
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall
if i hung myself from a cliff would people call me a cliffhanger?
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,
Baa- Dum- Tsss
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what’s the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, “Little girl, today just ain’t your day.”
Why couldn’t anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
Question : Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Answer : Tequila
lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her but on the cliff, so I pushed her over because i lost my balance
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
my friend said she was tired of seeing me every day. so i pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway
I like this Russian girl but she hasn’t asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka
Why did the cliff feel offended? Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life. (I’m sorry…No I’m not)