A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say ‘Thank God’ and to stop the horse, to say ’ Hallelujah’. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. “I will help you escape,” says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says “Hawk.” She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says “Falcon.” She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And…she trips and says “Crap.”

                                                          The End

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her but on the cliff, so I pushed her over because i lost my balance

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,

Baa- Dum- Tsss

if i hung myself from a cliff would people call me a cliffhanger?

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork

Why couldn’t anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?

I like this Russian girl but she hasn’t asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka

Why did the cliff feel offended? Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life. (I’m sorry…No I’m not)

What’s meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What’s meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

When this guy fell of a cliff he got a A+ for eggcellense

A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL

                                        THE END

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

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