Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
Boy: my girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her...
Off the nearby cliff
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,
Baa- Dum- Tsss
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. "I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
