Five Timezone Forehead

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained genius. The joke is all about how HUGE your forehead is. Like, so big it stretches across multiple time zones. I know, I know, try to keep up. A time zone is a region that shares the same standard time. Apparently, you have so much real estate above your eyebrows that it qualifies as multiple regions. So, next time you look in the mirror, just remember that you're not just looking at a forehead, you're looking at a geographical marvel. I know you don't get it, but it's still a good one!