Literature jokes

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down.

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

What do Shrek and onions have in common?

*LAYERS*

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.

Someone else: How was it?

Me: It's a long story.

Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?

It was too much pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.