How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Make him read a book.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
