What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
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How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: *tooth hurty* Dad: all right
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
What do dentist call their x-rays?
Tooth pics
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him
What do you call a toothless bear? ... A gummy bear CAT.co
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist? A: 2:30
What time is it when you have a tooth ache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty)
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you 'chip' a tooth?
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth... I don't have any now.
