What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: *tooth hurty* Dad: all right
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
What do you call a toothless bear? ... A gummy bear CAT.co
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist? A: 2:30
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you 'chip' a tooth?
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth... I don't have any now.
I HATE GREEN BEANS I LIKE CARROTS. I LIKE CARROTS I LIKE CARROTS AND MY DADDYS THE TOOTH FARRY TOOTH FAIRY TOOTH FARRY OOT OOT OOT OOT OOT
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
One day johnny told his dad this girl in his class who liked him he thoe she was cute she sead aw your like candy he doesn't say any thing he sead why don't u think I am sweat like candy little Johnny say well some time I get a tooth ake and it hurt so I stop eating it like I stobed liking u
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
What time is it when you have a tooth ache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty)
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?
Tooth 1: Hey do you like my jokes?
Tooth: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
