Genre jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What kind of band never plays music?
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"