Genre jokes
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.