I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
Genre Jokes
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Two sentence horror stories go.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.