You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
