Grey jokes
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.