Grey jokes
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.