dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue Grey it covers up everything.
I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
watching 50 shades of grey was more painful then my uncle fisting me as a kid.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing
Cinderelephant
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Whats black and grey and red all over?
A dead r ******
What do you call a grey, fat and very old unicorn? A rhino
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
what’s grey and can’t fly? a parking lot
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
