Hamlet jokes
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"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
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I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
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