Hamlet jokes

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What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.

What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

I started crying when my dad cut up onions.

Onions was such a good hamster.