A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Jacko
My brothers kept annoying me. I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up. It was an empty threat - right after I was done
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
What did Ron put in his diary? I Her-mio-ne after I banged her last night.
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
Why didn't the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen. "No, it's 3D!" said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; "Oh, I suppose you're write."