Novel

Novel Jokes

Autobiography

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Suicide

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

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  • Book

    I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

    Autobiography

    My initials are K.M.C.

    Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

    Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

    I’m writing an autobiography.

    Reader

    Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

    Harry made it out of the chamber.

    Math book

    Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

    - The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

    Book

    Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

    Then IT hit me.

    Paper

    What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

    One has papers.

    Book

    What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!

    Woman

    Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

    The second-hand book was loved once.

    Movie

    Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

    Sandpaper

    I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

    Spy

    If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

    Orphan

    Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

    Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.