Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back
i got sent out of a library for putting a womens rights book in the fiction section.
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
who is the fastest reader, 9/11, it went though 10 stories in 7 seconds
who read the most words,
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican one has papers
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
Moby Dick's fathers name... Papa Boner.
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Make him read a book
