Pony-Tails

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What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, listen up, buttercup! The joke is playing on words. "Pony" is a small horse, but it also sounds like "ponytails", which is a common hairstyle. So, when you ask what hairstyle a horse likes, the answer is a "pony-tail". Bet you didn't know that horses have been around for like, 50 million years, huh? You learn something new every day, my little smarty pants!

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omg omg omg u r haliarious also if ya wanna suggest some jokes for me to publish ur name will be at the bottem for credit!

Okay i will try and think of some.

How about this one: What vegetable is always getting itself in a big mess and can't figure out how to get out? A pickle. Get it?

I'm not sure that's a very good one though but I will keep trying.

This isn't a joke but I thought you might be able to to make it into a joke. ( This actually happened two weeks ago) So when I went up into my attic of the 77 year old rental house that we are renting I found a mumafied squirrel in the attic and we named him Mumford.

I tried so hard to make something funny out of that but my brain just won't work like I want it to!!!

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