Author

Author Jokes

Autobiography

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Donald Trump

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Book

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

Autobiography

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

Way

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

Trouble

I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.

Book

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

Book

What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!

Helicopter

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

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