Author

Author jokes

Autobiography

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Donald Trump

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

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  • Memes

    Book

    What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

    Autobiography

    My initials are K.M.C.

    Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

    Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

    I’m writing an autobiography.

    Way

    What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

    Trouble

    I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.

    Book

    Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

    Then IT hit me.

    Book

    What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!

    Helicopter

    I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

    I know, I'm going to hell!

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