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Author Jokes

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

My initials are K.M.C

Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell...

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