Author jokes
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(