Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
i once got in trouble in the library for putting the womens right book in the fantasy section
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
Helen Keller.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.