Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
