What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
