Available in White

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, slowpoke. Bukowski's teeth are so stained from booze and cigarettes that the other guy is asking if they come in white. Your brain is probably just as yellow and sluggish as those chompers.

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