Literature jokes
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
Make him read a book.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.