I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills? Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section
Make him read a book
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
