Literature jokes
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
Community talk
"Finally reading the new book and it's making me feel good There's blood in my cheeks again, my handwriting's changing To be more like hers, 'cause she's who I am now She's more than a part of me, she was in the shadows that's so hard to see I get lovelier each morning, don't I? When death becomes calm, when my life is a storm I will freak myself out, nothing freaks me out more I'm scared to look down, there's blood on the floor Yes, I know I'm alive, as I'm cutting the chord" <333
Project Hail Mary is such a good movie omg But still the book's better
CHAPTER FOUR ABBS in commets