I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
girls with the name zoe have big forhead .
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
what do you call bunny jumping backwards a receding hairline
