Hairstyle jokes

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

A man with a mullet walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.