Hairstyle jokes

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

A man with a mullet walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"

What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?

Panera Hair.

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.