Hairstyle jokes

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

A man with a mullet walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.