Literature jokes
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.