Literature jokes
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.