What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature -- Tequila Mockingbird
i got sent out of a library for putting a womens rights book in the fiction section.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills? Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Bookšš¢. Suddenly letters š appear in the calculations...
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
Immobile means I'm mobile in my books.
Iām reading a book about Anti-Gravity. Itās impossible to put down!
What did Schrƶdinger say to Shakespeare? -- To be and not to be.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Make him read a book
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinsonās?
Shakespeare
i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
