Literature jokes

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

I read a book on anti-gravity...

It was impossible to put down.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Charlie.

Charlie who?

Charlie Brown! Good grief!

One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"

The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"

The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.