I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is that the book is so good it's "impossible to put down," but it's also about a dog that's immortal, meaning it can't be "put down" (killed). Get it? Because you ain't so bright, I'm gonna spell it out: It's a play on words, ya dummy!