Language jokes
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Why tie when you can knot?
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.