Language jokes
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
Dick.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.