Language jokes
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Hana?
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Eschew obfuscation.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.