Language jokes
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Memes
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Glip gloop glap.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Alpha Kenny body?
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.