Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Language Jokes
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Alpha Kenny body?
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Why tie when you can knot?
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
