Language jokes
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Memes
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Eschew obfuscation.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!