Language jokes
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
"My name is Dezz."
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Hola Jackie :^
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Innit.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?