Language jokes
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Memes
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Innit.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Hola Jackie :^
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.