Language jokes
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
Yesnt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.