Are you fin-ished with your work?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I weeee is?
Dan, I'd bent.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Mike Oxlong.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Your (DYM 6).
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
