Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Language Jokes
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
You.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Si, papi?
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
